At the risk of losing all legitimacy I’ve established to
date, I bring to you this amazing ‘recipe’ – Old School ‘Mario’ Kraft Dinner,
a.k.a. my vice! Now, before you ream me
out for posting a ‘recipe’ for a pre-packaged product with all kinds of preservatives
and hard-to-pronounce ingredients (this coming on the heels of my
granola bar post about trying to avoid these types of things),
I can’t help myself. This is my crack! I could seriously eat Kraft
Dinner every day for the rest of my life and never grow sick of it. If I know
it’s in the house, it doesn’t stand a chance!
I’m probably revealing too much about myself at the moment,
but I don’t possess the control to put the spoon down! Every box of Kraft
Dinner is a shameful gorge-fest. A straight-out-of-the-pot, using my ‘kraft
dinner spoon’ (yes I have a special spoon), eat ‘til it’s gone type meal, that sends
me into a world of shame/happiness – don’t judge and don’t dare ask me to
share.
Now, this ‘recipe’ is for the old school Kraft Dinner I remember
from childhood. Any true Kraft Dinner connoisseur recognizes the merits of each
variety of KD, and likely holds one of them as a favourite. Original is nothing
but a tasty time, and I LOVE me some spirals, I even enjoyed the KD spaghetti they
tested out for a while, but for me, nothing compares to the taste of the
character Kraft Dinner!
To be honest, I’m not sure why they gave up on the stuff?
Maybe it was a cost thing, maybe for some bizarre reason it wasn’t a big
seller? Or maybe they just stopped selling it where I live? Either way, it’s
something I think they should seriously consider bringing back! But until then,
for those of you out there longing to chinch yourself full of cheesy-character-pasta-
goodness,
this recipe is for you!